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tigerpete
04-12-2009, 02:29 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/maxnc/tiger .jpg
GSXR1
04-12-2009, 02:42 PM
"Crouching Tiger, hidden hydrant"
What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals?
They both get clubbed by Norwegians.
That’s the first time Tiger Woods has failed to drive 300 yards
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree ... he couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
Perhaps Tiger should have used a driver
I find it's a nightmare driving at 2.05am: sometimes you can't see the Woods for the trees.
Tiger's wife went for him over a birdie.
What was the second worst part of Tiger's car accident? The police found the driver in the trunk.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.
What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
david5
04-12-2009, 11:17 PM
Feel sorry for Tiger, he hits one tree & all the old roots fall out.
fordmad17
05-12-2009, 04:57 PM
Love it
bills
06-12-2009, 07:02 AM
Rofl!
Oh Five
07-12-2009, 08:00 PM
Whats happened???
Ive been away from the computer and TV for 6 days:confused::p
wayno
07-12-2009, 08:11 PM
LMAO! Woods has admitted to a number of infidelities against his missus and is basically in hiding.
brchi17
07-12-2009, 08:20 PM
I can't remember it word for word, but there was something along the lines of Woods scores another birdy in the H-S today when a 5th one came forward :D lmao !!!
Leigh
07-12-2009, 08:20 PM
...and everyday, a few more ex-swings come out of the Woodswork...
bills
08-12-2009, 05:12 PM
some tiger woods jokes. got this of a friend.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball. Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.
Why did Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between an iron or a wood.
Tiger Woods wife is the only person who can beat him with a golf club!
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning. They went clubbing
What club did Elin use to 'rescue' her husband. A *****ing wedge.
The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods' crash. They are calling it, "Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger.
Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family–his new name?: Cheetah
What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common . They're both clubbed by
Norwegians!
Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the second hole.
One: Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife
Two: What's the difference between a car and a golf ball. Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards
Three: Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday morning. It was Woods' shortest drive since an errant tee shot at the US Open.
Four: What was Tiger Woods doing out at 2.30 in the morning. He'd gone clubbing
Five: Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron
Six: Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?
Seven: This is the first time Tiger's ever failed to drive 300 yards
Eight: Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he's ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.
Nine: Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash. He's still below par though
Ten: Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
david5
10-12-2009, 10:25 PM
I see Tigers on the back nine now. :p
He is close to playing 18 holes. :curtain:
malscar
11-12-2009, 10:45 AM
And none of them are rough.
david5
11-12-2009, 12:21 PM
And none of them are rough.
or green
UNDFTD
11-12-2009, 05:25 PM
whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?..........Santa stops at three Ho's
bills
11-12-2009, 08:42 PM
LOL all are funny
Oh Five
12-12-2009, 10:24 PM
I think he owns a motel called The Fairway Inn, Dave
Holdennumber1
13-12-2009, 12:14 PM
Some great jokes here.:D He'd have to be the most joked about person since Michael Jackson died.
No wonder why he's on suicide watch though. He's gone from someone with a sqeauky clean record to that of some crazy rockstar in a few weeks.
Oh Five
13-12-2009, 12:21 PM
Perhaps he could phone Wayne Carey for some advice;)
Holdennumber1
13-12-2009, 12:28 PM
Perhaps he could phone Wayne Carey for some advice;) Haha, you read my mind. I spent 10 mintues writing that post and I compared him to Wayne Carey but then deleted it. Woods didn't glass his wife in the face though like Wayne did to his girlfriend. Not sure why but it seems more like something Warwick Capper would do.
Out of all of this, we now know that Tiger is human. Suicide watch? far out..... it's not that bad, he still has all those hundreds of millions of dollars.
ratster70
19-12-2009, 02:09 PM
http://inlinethumb34.webshots.com/30433/2453384870 104592882S425x425Q85.jpg (http://home-and-garden.webshots.com/photo/2453384870104592882jLgyA g)
BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA how very true;)
Leigh
19-12-2009, 06:02 PM
Brilliant Ratster! Especially love the warning LMFAO!
supa-roo
20-12-2009, 03:09 AM
Couple more
http://i390.photobucket.com/albums/oo343/supa-roo/Tiger.jpg
http://i390.photobucket.com/albums/oo343/supa-roo/Tiger1.jpg
Gottaluvbrocky
20-12-2009, 06:01 AM
I must say that they are a very unattractive couple together anyway.
Oh Five
20-12-2009, 08:06 AM
Who?? Santa and Tige ?:confused:
8hype
20-12-2009, 11:46 AM
http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html
here we go.a funny little tiger woods game to play
fordmad17
20-12-2009, 03:19 PM
Geez another game to play I got 97 on my second go
ratster70
21-12-2009, 07:00 PM
It’s near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there’s really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.
"Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself, "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm a smart kid and I’ll nail ANY question."
The teacher poses the first one: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
"That's right Susie, you can go home”, replies the teacher.
Johnny’s a little mad that Susie answered the question first.
The teacher continues, "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
"That's right Mary! Off you go."
Johnny is even madder than before.
"Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
The teacher is impressed. "That's right Nancy, you may also leave.
Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the
questions quick enough.
When the teacher turns her back Johnny yells, "I wish these stupid b#####s would
keep their mouths shut!"
The teacher turns around: "NOW, WHO SAID THAT?!!"
Johnny replies, "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"
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