10 people you dont want at a barbie.

[HDTHSVHRT]

Any rock star
Any pop queen
Mark Jackson
Wawrick Capper
Brendan Fevola
Dermott Bereroton
Robert Dippa
Leigh Mathews
Wayne Rooney

I can add many more to that list, i can only think of sports people atm! ;)

[inter]

the biggest loser contestants before the competition:D

[rayman]

the biggest loser contestants before the competition:D

Or after!

[HDTHSVHRT]

lol same! :D what a stupid show!

[wayno]

Idi Amin
Celine Dion
Dick Johnson
The Osmonds
Meatloaf
Bjork
Tony Geig
Warwick Capper
Paul Keating
Ralf Schumacher

[toad]

Idi Amin
Celine Dion
Dick Johnson
The Osmonds
Meatloaf
Bjork
Tony Geig
Warwick Capper
Paul Keating
Ralf Schumacher

I'd definitely have meatloaf and Freddie Mercury if he was still around. On the "don't want" list I would have Ben Cousins

[Oh Five]

Any Essendumb player
Any Geelong player
Paul Morris
Ricky ponting
Stuart magill
Tony Cochroach
My Boss
My in-laws
Tom Walkinshaw
Bert Newton

[beast]

Kevin Rudd
Ben Cousins
Paul Morris
Tom Walkinshaw
ANY EX
Warwick Capper
Alan Langer
Darren Lockyear
Michael Jackson
Marcos Ambrose

[Road Runner 72]

The collingwood football club "Okay their is more thann ten ;)"

[vikings100]

Marcos Ambrose
Alan Didak
Anil Kumble
Marcus Trescothick
Carson
Richard Wilkins
Dick Johnson
James Blunt
John Butler
Barnaby Joyce

Cheers Greg:D

[spoonster05]

Jessica Rowe
Richard Wilkins
Dermott Brereton
Sam Newman
Bindy Irwin
Dannii Minogue
Mel & Kochie
Warwick Capper
Cosima Devito
Kyle Sandilands

[fordmad17]

Why not Mel and Kochie they could host it for you

[Tumbo]

Kerry O'Boring
Sebastian Bourdais
Bob Geldolf
The Blokes from Crazy Frog ("You 'ere the song we wrote? In France it very big, in your country it also big?" BANG :p)
Mark Latham
Justice Kirby
Sheik Hellali
Bob Brown
Al Gore
Malcolm Fraiser

[VXfan]

1)Roland Dane (spoonster will agree on this one!:D)
2)Marcos 'Figjam' Ambrose (he'd bore us all to death about how good he is)
3)David Koch (somebody shoot this guy)
3)Christian Ronaldo (cheating diver)
4)Maradona (biggest cheat ever)
5)Ian Wallace (git on the CC forum)
6)Tony Abbott (aka Skeletor)
7)Margaret Thatcher (milk snatcher)
8)George 'Dubya' Bush (words cannot eloquently express just how much I hate this man)
9)Bindi Irwin (Enough already!!!)
10)Nigel Mansell's blown tyre from Adelaide 1986......(some wounds never heal :p)

Cheers,
Tony.

[wayno]

This is fun. :D

1. Sebastian Loeb (potplants have more personality)
2. Fernando Alonso (I'g get him drunk and shave him so he had TWO eyebrows)
3. George Bush Jnr (simply the most annoying world leader ever)
4. Maradonna (he'd sniff your washing powder and then cheat at cards)
5. Tony Cochrane (need an umbrella to talk to him)
6. Jean Todt (miserable git)
7. Michael Bolton (should still be tried for crimes against humanity for his music)
8. Jurgen Klinsman (Italia 90, need I say more)
9. Sebastian Bourdais (bit of a French theme here)
10. Mike Tyson (wouldn't touch the food but would bite off your ear when he got hungry)

[CowboyMatt]

1. Eddie McGuire (impossible to say on this family friendly forum how I really feel about this guy).
2. Jason Donovan (biggest no-talent in history of Australian entertainment).
3. Paul Keating (the recession we had to have. Enough said).
4. Bob Hawke (never gave an honest answer and never looked straight at the camera when asked a question).
5. Graham Richardson (made a career out of shafting others).
6. Ray Hadley (NSW ShockJock / NRL commentator for those outside Sydney - FIGJAM only begins to describe what he thinks of himself).
7. Russell Crowe (another FIGJAM - if he could stay off the booze and keep his mouth shut off-screen he might be a half-decent bloke).
8. George Michael (would not make it past my front door).
9. Boy George (neither would he).
10. The senior management at my last job (I'll never forgive the way you treated me, you bastards).

[VXfan]

8. George Michael (would not make it past my front door).

Hope u don't have an outside dunny..........:D

[vikings100]

Hope u don't have an outside dunny..........:D

Wrong, but oh so right.:)

Cheers Greg:)

[BATHURSTFAN]

1. Wayne Swan ( the new treasurer - god help us!!!)
2. Tom Walkinshaw
3. Paul Morris
4. George Bush
5. Sonny Bill Williams
6. Willie Mason (why do people bother!)
7. NSW Origin players

[lukey73]

Anyworld Leader ( Why be selective ! )
Sebastin Bourdais
Kimi Raikkoen
Michael Schumacher
Garry Willimgton
Alan Bond
James Packer
Eddie Jordan
Max Mosely
Ben Cousins

[cooper1117]

Jeanne Little
Kyle Sanderson
Bert Newton
Warrick Capper
The Noooo bingggooooo guy
Willy Mason
Julia Gillard
Posh Spice
Becks
Prince Charles

[Oh Five]

1)
5)Ian Wallace (git on the CC forum)
Cheers,
Tony.

Now THAT is funny:laugh4:

You will cop it over there now!!

[HDTHSVHRT]

lol! thats if he reads this forum now! ;)

[HDTHSVHRT]

Dick Johnson
John Elliot
Sam Newman
Anthony Mundine
Ajura Ranatunga
Muttiah Murulidouran
Tony Greig
Stuart McGill
Kevin Pieterson
Jeff Kennett

[Oh Five]

How come you get 2 goes:D

[lionking]

Muttiah Murulidouran


Is it just me or has his surname been spelt differently since he was last over here.. Use to have a t and a h in it near the end soemwhere i reckon..??

[lukey73]

Been drinking to much ouzo me thinks ;)

[lionking]

Been drinking to much ouzo me thinks ;)

Mr Jack Daniels..

[Skaife fan]

1. Wayne Carey (we all know what he does at barbies) :D
2. Fat Albert
3. Any cheese eating surrender monkey (French)
4. Marcus (im so good) Ambrose
5. My old high school teachers
6. Ray Martin
7. George Bush Jr ( i wouldn't brake if he stepped in front of me)
8. Frank Spencer
9. My Boss
10.Anyone who doesn't BYO :p

[HDTHSVHRT]

How come you get 2 goes:D

because i started the thread! :D

[HDTHSVHRT]

Is it just me or has his surname been spelt differently since he was last over here.. Use to have a t and a h in it near the end soemwhere i reckon..??

Who cares how its spelt, I dont want a chucker at my barbie! :rolleyes:

[lionking]

Who cares how its spelt, I dont want a chucker at my barbie! :rolleyes:

Ynot.. He could chuck everything on the barbie.. :D

[Leigh]

1)Roland Dane (spoonster will agree on this one!:D)
2)Marcos 'Figjam' Ambrose (he'd bore us all to death about how good he is)
3)David Koch (somebody shoot this guy)
3)Christian Ronaldo (cheating diver)
4)Maradona (biggest cheat ever)
5)Ian Wallace (git on the CC forum)
6)Tony Abbott (aka Skeletor)
7)Margaret Thatcher (milk snatcher)
8)George 'Dubya' Bush (words cannot eloquently express just how much I hate this man)
9)Bindi Irwin (Enough already!!!)
10)Nigel Mansell's blown tyre from Adelaide 1986......(some wounds never heal :p)

Cheers,
Tony.


I like how you snuck in 11:p

[VXfan]

Damn,u picked up on that....:p:D
Still only 10 really as the tyre can't be classified as a person.;)
Then again,it's debatable whether either Dubya or Thatcher can be classed as human.......

[Oh Five]

, I dont want a chucker at my barbie! :rolleyes:

Thats a bit unfair, Brads ok isnt he wayno:D.. Sorry Brad couldnt resist:o

[wayno]

Thats a bit unfair, Brads ok isnt he wayno:D.. Sorry Brad couldnt resist:o

LMAO! And you're not really sorry are you?

[The Hammer]

1. Kyle Sandilands ( wanker)
2. Anthont Mundine ( wanker)
3. Lletyon Hewitt (wanker)
4 Jackie O
5. Bronwyn Bishop
6. Angela Bishop ( Daughter)
7. George W. Bush
8. Kimi Raikkonen ( he'd just stand there & say nothing)
9. Rose Porteous
10. Geoff Clarke ( Ex Atsic Chairman, "yes i have met him. disgraceful man)

[Oh Five]

LMAO! And you're not really sorry are you?

NO... But i may be when i see him Friday:dead:

[steelo]

ben cousins rick kelly jackie o kyle sandilands kath and kim west coast eagles daryl sommers jason moran paul morris

[lionking]

ben cousins rick kelly jackie o kyle sandilands kath and kim west coast eagles daryl sommers jason moran paul morris

Pretty safe with Jason Moran i reckon... :)

[MarkHM]

In-laws (do they count as two?)
David5
Clint Brown (NZ motorsport commentator)
Helen Cark
Winston Peters
Owen Glenn (NZ humour for the last three)
Wife (aka fun police)
Fitty cent
Peter Garrett (in case the Tuna isn't Dolphin friendly)

[david5]

How did I guess, its a shame I do a mean roast lamb..... sorry, so do most kiwis.

Cheers David

[MarkHM]

That's bloody funny...we need to have a beer together one day and swap insults personally!!!

[david5]

Oh, ok, what do you drink in NZ, do you have your own r do you drink ours ?

Cheers David

[MarkHM]

I think most of our brewers own most of yours don't they?

[david5]

Maybe, point of origin was what I was getting at.

[stephenhrt]

Marcus Ambrose
Sebastian Bourdais
Sebastian Loeb
Warrick Capper (Between the four of them they would struggle to work out who has the bigger FIGJAM complex and yes i hate the french)
Mel and Kochie (he would get a smash in the face, so would she)
Bruce (i am a tosser) McAvaney (No your not speecial)
Naomi Robson (Oxygen Thief)
Max (i hate mclaren and ron dennis) Mosley
Kevin Rudd (i would beat himwith a steel bar if i could)
John Brumby (as above)

So many more to add, however 10 is the game

[wayno]

I agree with sooooo many of those choices! :D

[stephenhrt]

Got to admit, no. 11 is Anthony Mundine for the reasons of the first four, but i couldn't cope with five of them.

[Chev_350]

Max Mosley
Kyle Sanderlands
Kyle Busch
Peter Costello
David Kosh
Andrew O'Keefe - Words cannot express how much I hate this man, he just isn't funny, will try and make a joke out of everything and be the first one to laugh at it (Which I swear was one of the signs of insanity)
Bill Woods - He just hasn't been the same since Barry Sheen passed
Paul Morris
Roland Dane - He winges too much.
Tony George

[sad]

My Grandmother
Most channel 7 types
Mundine
paul morris
Most of the "government" (both NT and federal)
Marcos Ambrose
James Courtney.
can't think of more.

[MarkHM]

Max Mosley
Kyle Sanderlands
Kyle Busch
Peter Costello
David Kosh
Andrew O'Keefe - Words cannot express how much I hate this man, he just isn't funny, will try and make a joke out of everything and be the first one to laugh at it (Which I swear was one of the signs of insanity)
Bill Woods - He just hasn't been the same since Barry Sheen passed
Paul Morris
Roland Dane - He winges too much.
Tony George

Who is Andrew O'Keefe?

[Thunder]

Who is Andrew O'Keefe?

He is the game show host of "Deal or no Deal". Don't know if you have it over there?

[MarkHM]

I think we do but I don't watch it...thank you

[Chev_350]

Who is Andrew O'Keefe?

A tool, that is all you need to know

[ViperSRT10]

Marcos Ambrose
Billy Joel
The Adelaide Crows
Anyone from Crowded House
Fat Cat or any of his friends
Osama Bin Laden
Garry Glitter
Gary Coleman (wat choo talkin' bout Willis?)
Yosemite Sam
Anyone who owns a Ford

[fordmad17]

Marcos Ambrose
Billy Joel
The Adelaide Crows
Anyone from Crowded House
Fat Cat or any of his friends
Osama Bin Laden
Garry Glitter
Gary Coleman (wat choo talkin' bout Willis?)
Yosemite Sam
Anyone who owns a Ford

Damn I can't come to ur barbie

[ViperSRT10]

Damn I can't come to ur barbie
Fat Cat?

[lionking]

Fat Cat?

LOL :D

[david5]

Yosemite Sam


You dang varmit, I hates rabbits.

[wazza002]

You dang varmit, I hates rabbits.

you leave them rabbits alone
wazza :D :D :D

[angus05]

gday all, first post, thought itd be a fun place to start off :P


my list is:-
1: Paul Morris -
"What are you doing, just cause you can walk faster than me to the bbq doesnt mean you should"
followed 10 minutes later by..
"yeh, i just smashed your plate into the ground cause you did something i dont like"
2: Uncle Tom (he would probably buy my barbie then throw all my close mates out on the street)
3: Kevin Rudd ( does it need explaining?)
4: Kochie
5: Eminem
6: Marcus Ambrose (would probably try to start all my kiwi mates, of which there is only one, but still)
7: Julie Bamford (again, does it need explaining?)
8: George Bush
9: Karl Stefanovic
10: My brother, (might as well just say eminem again really)

[Bully]

Marcus Ambrose
Craig Lowndes (Okay)
Any politician
Any police
Tula from Fat Pizza(yuk)
Any enviromental warrior
Ralph from the pedders ads (no bull)
The dueche bag who lives over the back
The dueche bag's mr's
Any ford lovers:)

[angus05]

wow, Craig Lowndes??

[wayno]

He'd be in my list.

[angus05]

fair enough, all entitled to our opinions

id want to go to his barbie, plenty of land at Kilcoy he has, lotsa cattle, would be great fun :D

[david5]

fair enough, all entitled to our opinions

id want to go to his barbie, lotsa cattle, :D

Thinking with your tummy ?:chef:

[WET 24/7]

1. Roland Dane (i like people to smile at my BBQ's)
2. Any rap artist (i like to understand what people are saying)
3. John Howard (He took enough off me as it is already, so go get ur own BBQ)
4. Andrew O'Keefe (The most annoying person on TV)
5. Sonia Kruger (Ugliest person on TV)
6. Craig Lowndes (Its not cool to pretend smile, constantly)
7. Any Mundine knocker (Just admit, he IS the world's most supreme athlete)
8. Any NSW NRL player or coach (Especially Fittler, Stuart & Mason)
9. Hugh Heffner (he makes me green with envy)
10. Shannon Noll (I want some alcohol left for my other guests)

[Kashmir]

some good choices there WET 24/7:D;)

[sad]

I know its 11 people not ten but the entire indian cricket team would not get past my door.Idiots!.

[whitlam]

I know its 11 people not ten but the entire indian cricket team would not get past my door.Idiots!.


So you would invite the 12th man?

[sad]

So you would invite the 12th man?

Hadn't thought of that! :o

[lionking]

I know its 11 people not ten but the entire indian cricket team would not get past my door.Idiots!.

So you would invite the 12th man?

I would sad.. Get the bugger to carry the drinks.. :D

[david5]

7. Any Mundine knocker (Just admit, he IS the world's most supreme athlete)
)

Supreme tosser.

[sad]

I would sad.. Get the bugger to carry the drinks.. :D

It's not like he wouldn't know how i suppose !:D

[stephenhrt]

5. Sonia Kruger (Ugliest person on TV)
..
7. Any Mundine knocker (Just admit, he IS the world's most supreme athlete)


5. You haven't seen much day time tv, or foxtel. Have seen a lot worse:D

7. So I will now join your list here. Can't stand the tool

[moxo]

Here's the thing - only invite the people you DO want. Much easier. Sheesh!

On my list -

My ex-wife.
Her mother.
Do the others have to be famous people, or just anyone?

Famous people

Any Manly, Brisbane or Canterbury players. That's way more than ten, so I'll stop.



Moxo

[Maq]

10 people who do not bring Bourban

[Chev_350]

7. Any Mundine knocker (Just admit, he IS the world's most supreme athlete)

Really, I thought he was the world's most supreme tool....

[Chev_350]

Max Mosley
Kyle Sanderlands
Kyle Busch
Peter Costello
David Kosh
Andrew O'Keefe - Words cannot express how much I hate this man, he just isn't funny, will try and make a joke out of everything and be the first one to laugh at it (Which I swear was one of the signs of insanity)
Bill Woods - He just hasn't been the same since Barry Sheen passed
Paul Morris
Roland Dane - He winges too much.
Tony George

I am going to add Craig Gore to this one....just because

[Holdennumber1]

1. Any Ford driver
2. Barry Hall
3. The Port Adelaide football team
4. The guy off "rollercoaster" ( a kids tv show that my sister watches)
5. Marcos Ambrose
6. Michael Jackson
7. John Howard
8. Sam Newman (he's super funny but I don't like him)
9. Harbajahn (spelling) Singe (what an idiot)
10. Osama Bin Laden
Cheers,
Thomas

[05shan]

1. Any Ford driver
2. Barry Hall
3. The Port Adelaide football team
4. The guy off "rollercoaster" ( a kids tv show that my sister watches)
5. Marcos Ambrose
6. Michael Jackson
7. John Howard
8. Sam Newman (he's super funny but I don't like him)
9. Harbajahn (spelling) Singe (what an idiot)
10. Osama Bin Laden
Cheers,
Thomas
What a great list, I think its spelt SINGH although, i would love to see him singe:p:D

[lukey73]

I would like to have Osama Bin Laden at a BBQ, at least that way they might know where the hell he is and get the war stuff over with ! :rolleyes:

[sad]

I would like to have Osama Bin Laden at a BBQ, at least that way they might know where the hell he is and get the war stuff over with ! :rolleyes:

The only problem is if they found out he was at your place the yanks would either Nuke your place or send the CIA in.;)

[whitlam]

I would like to have Osama Bin Laden at a BBQ, at least that way they might know where the hell he is and get the war stuff over with ! :rolleyes:

The only problem is if they found out he was at your place the yanks would either Nuke your place or send the CIA in.;)

At least you could claim the $25,000,000 reward (http://www.fbi.gov/wanted/terrorists/terbinladen. htm)