Good bumper stickers

[Mark]

Can't drive my XT Ute to work as it has

"God made Holdens to keep D*&^heads out of Fords."

I know there is a Holden example of this one, but does anyone else have good ones they have seen?

[Damian]

I've seen two good stickers
1) milk and orange juice only should come in 2 litres.
2) When i grow up, I want to be a V8.

Regards
Damian

[biante1762]

I'd rather be an old fart than a young dickhead

[XR8]

I saw a very small sticker on the back of a Hilux ute the other day.

"I hate Stickers".........

Ed:)

[GT40]

The last one I got a laugh out of was this one.

G- F-CK
Y--RS-LF
Do you want to buy a vowel

[Senator1]

One for the bike helmet "Volvo aware rider" &
This car is constipated, it hasn't passed a thing all day:D

[toecutter]

I saw this on a XR6 ute about a year ago.


WARNING! CAR FITTED WITH WARNING STICKERS.

[biante1948]

God created SH*T
Holden made it move .

Now I'm sure there would be a Ford example of this one but only know of the Holden one so far.

[215i]

I saw a variation of the milk and juice one 2 days ago and it went
"only milk and juice come in 2 to 4 litres!"
I agree, although Im yet to see a 4 litre milk and juice.

[SVO Enhanced]

Custom made for my Ute...

"Cool Chicks don't wear Undies..."

[Malik]

4 litre juice exists.. I have seen it..

not sure about 4 L milk though...

[Malik]

oh.. and the sticker I saw was.

Rate my driving... 1-800-F*** You

[Pedro]

Seen this one on an old valiant.
On a quiet day you can hear the fords rusting.

There is the same one for holdens as well.

[Glen Alexander]

I saw this on a Kingswood ute full country style (mudflaps, aerials, bullbar etc) in Melbourne a couple of years ago;

'I'm not a Gynocologist, but I'll have a look anyway'!!!!!!!

Thought it was great!!! Imagine rockin up to your girlfriend's place with that to show her Father!!!

[zeitgeist]

One of my faves:

"Ignorance is bliss, but it's hard on the machinery"

BC

[a9x]

Originally posted by Damian
milk and orange juice only should come in 2 litres
This reminds me of a bloke that my brother worked with
he pulled up beside a couple of young blokes in a gemini and he yelled out from his old hilux to them. Only milk and orange juice should come in 2 litres and the young bloke yelled back.
and only d?ckh*ads drive hilux's:D
i think he learnt his lesson

[timbo333]

I think there is a competition in Thornlie to see who has the biggest stickers across their rear windows. Some ones that i remember:-

GET IN, SIT DOWN, SHUT UP & HANG ON!

DON'T LAUGH.....YOUR DAUGHTER MAYBE INSIDE.

IF YOU WANT MORE INCHES........STROKE IT!!

IF IT'S TOO LOUD YOUR TOO OLD!

Also a plate on an XR Falcon around here - HSVH8TR. I think that's right.

Cheers,

Timbo.

[Mark]

One out of the MOTOR mag.

"I love cats, .... but I couldn't eat a whole one!"

[vt2envy]

hsvh8ter is right timbo..passed us a couple of weeks ago..

[V8 fan]

I'm glad i'm not the only MOTOR reader hear
"don't stop tailgaiting, i'm reloading"
"Yeah, I'm slow. You haven't passed me yet"
i saw this one on a caravan "if you can read this you are to close!"

[Esses]

If You Can Read This, Where The Hell Is My Caravan?

You Seem To Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Damn.

No Fat Chicks In Hipsters.

Toot Toot, Chugga Chugga. (On a big, red family Wagon)

[toecutter]

HORN BROKEN. WATCH FOR FINGER.

[Malik]

So many pedestrians, So little time.

[Xcesiv308]

"Real Aussies Drive Utes"

[Senator1]

If you can read this sticker, my caravan fell off
or
My other car is a Datsun 180B:D

[chups]

ive seen one
"if you dont like my driving, stay off the footpath"
and a tshirt for bikies
"if you can read this, the B*tch fell off."

also, ive seen HSVH8R around too.

[Esses]

Good Girls Go To Heaven, Bad Girls Go EVERYWHERE!

I'd Rather Push My Mazda/Datsun/Toyota Than Drive A Mazda/Datsun/Toyota. (Choose the appropriate make).

[Malik]

Steve.. don't forget

Id Rather push my Holden/Ford Than Drive a Holden/Ford


seen them..

another Tshirt

"Im a bomb technician, if you see me running try to keep up"

[Gan88]

1) you're never late in a v8
2) Ex husband in boot

[vt2envy]

Saw this today.
Unless your are a hemariod back off..

[Leigh]

Originally posted by 215i
I saw a variation of the milk and juice one 2 days ago and it went
"only milk and juice come in 2 to 4 litres!"
I agree, although Im yet to see a 4 litre milk and juice.

4 litre milk and juice in every supermarket in Vic...

A few I've seen...

"Cash, Grass or A**e, nobody rides for free"

"You've just been passed by another V8"

"The closer you get, the slower I go"

"I may be an old f*rt, but at least I'm not a d**khead"

"Four in-line is a waste of time,
Six in-a-row just won't go,
If you want something great, drive a V8..."

Cheers

[the_goldie]

Originally posted by Malik
Steve.. don't forget

Id Rather push my Holden/Ford Than Drive a Holden/Ford


seen them..

another Tshirt

"Im a bomb technician, if you see me running try to keep up"

Love that bomb technician one!!! :D

[timbo333]

Saw this one this morning on the way to work...........A young lady was driving!!!!

"SMILE IF YOU AREN"T WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR"

Geez, I'm still laughing at that one.........:D

Cheers,

Timbo.

[Maximus]

Originally posted by vt2envy
Saw this today.
Unless your are a hemariod back off..

Dont you mean.

Unless You Are A Hemmaroid Get Off My Ass.

Here a a few that I have seen

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
Car guarded by shotgun four nights a week. You guess which four
667: Satan's next door neighbour.
I brake for no apparent reason.
Jesus is coming. Quick, everyone look busy.
Yeah, OK, I'm slow. So how come I'm ahead of you?
If you want more grunt Root a pig
Caution: THIS ***** does doesnt give a **** anymore
If you have no fear, you are not driving fast enough
Tarmac Terrorist
Road rage: If you don't have it, you're probably causing it.
On the seventh day god created holden... on the 8th day he traded it in for a ford!
On the 8th day god created commodore and on the 9th a couple of eleven year olds stole it.
YES, I FOUND HIM. I HAVE JESUS IN THE TRUNK.
I'm not speeding i'm qualifying
"My other ride is your mum!"
Faster then a speeding ticket
Commodore Racing (hahaha.......)

Cheers

[GRPIII]

just a couple that come to mind

POWERED BY CENTRELINK.

ITS BETTER TO BE BLOWN THAN STROKED.

JIM BEAM, GETTING UGLY CHICKS LAIDED SINCE 1878

and the winner is, whilst in the city last year a totally foxie chicky babe pulls up byside in a convertable porsche with the bumper sticker WISH YOU WERE IN ME?

[FOMOCO]

I saw a Hilux the other day that said

" I WISH I WAS FULLY SICK "

[paranoid]

I have on my Torana: "Classic not Plastic"

I have seen also the usual:

"built not bought"
"real cars are steel cars" ( i like that!)
"driven not hidden"
"only goon comes in 4 litres, i prefer milk or juice!"
"lost your cat? check my wheels"

[Elvis]

Insured by the Tongans-You hit me--we hit you

[arthur]

Saw this, for real, Monday afternoon on the Gt. Western Hwy. near Toongabbie rd. (Sydney) on the back window of a VR/VS Commodore ute. in huge letters,

"SPONSORED by CENTRELINK"
"Look what your tax dollars bought me"

Not sure if he was jokeing or not, but he'd have to have plenty of front !!

[speedking]

saw this one a while ago "GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE, I DO!!" and i saw this on a pice of paper taped to a car. "don't touch the car, you might get dirty" and i saw " speed kills, dirve a ford and live forever"

[Senator1]

Here's a couple more, my apologies for the first one if anyone is religous

Jesus loves you Everyone one else thinks you're an ar-ehole

On a quiet day you can hear the Fords rusting

[Leigh]

Originally posted by Senator1
On a quiet day you can hear the Fords rusting

I saw this one on a rusty VN Commodore last night...

Cheers

[goblues]

Originally posted by Senator1

On a quiet day you can hear the Fords rusting

The above has all sorts of variations. So it sort of goes,

On a quiet day you can hear the (Insert make of car here) rusting.

[Malik]

I saw a tshirt one the other day on a biker guy that said

"if you can read this the b***h fell off"

[timbo333]

One from my old college days....

NATIONAL SEX WEEK...........GIVE TILL IT HURTS!:D

And another....

TO PLAY TENNIS YOU NEED FUZZY BALLS.....:p

Cheers,

Timbo

[biante5485]

Found this one a while back

Hell created Holdens

[Nick Short]

My wife has one (and I hope she doesn't stick it on her Magna) saying "My next husband will be normal". Apparently it's funny.

[goblues]

If I remember correctly, I recently saw on the back of a semi,

"This is one load you didn't get, Linsay."

Referring to Linfox, for those that didn't get it. :D

And one that I have wanted to put on the back of my truck when doing the occassional Linfox job.

"You are being passed by a flying fox."

This could also go on Linsay's helicopter.

[chups]

theres a place in perth called ferrari formal wear, and on the back of their vans they have "tell them you passed a ferrari"

[djrno1]

im getting this one made,"Flush your toilet twice,its along way to H.S.V,or one for the ford rear window,100% holden F#*?er.:p

[Esses]

"If You Can Read This, I Can Stand On My Brakes & Sue You"

On a Curtain/Blind Co. Van:"Blind Man Driving".

[Pedro]

Seen this sticker on the back of a rally car:

DO NOT OVERTAKE OVERTURNING VEHICLE
:D

[Malik]

got this one off the Bender/Werecar from Futurama..

"if you can read this... I ran over you"

[Tony Rae]

Originally posted by Malik
4 litre juice exists.. I have seen it..

not sure about 4 L milk though...

It might depend where you live but I've bought 4 L milk in plastic containers. I'm in Werribee, Victoria and have seen it for sale at many shops.

[Malik]

Tony.. fair enough.. largets I seen in WA so far is 3L milk.

[goblues]

Saw yesterday,

Wanted, two naked women to fill the back seat.

[mulder]

Fat Chicks..Shoot them, Dont Root 'em
Thats on my nephews ute

[rehau]

this is an oldie but a goodie

[Tumbo]

One of the women power stickers "Women can do anything" converted on the back of a ute to read

"Women can do anything to me"

:D

[Nick Short]

Rather surprisingly, on a car in the US, the name BUSH in the same typeface as the presidential election bumper stickers, but with a pair of small Ls and IT added in strategic places.

[Buffalo]

I always loved the one I saw on a Landcruiser:

" The only true wilderness is the space between a greenies ears"

:D

[brchi17]

I like the simple ones, like if you can read this I've lost my caravan :D !!!

[Leigh]

At Winton I saw

"I hate bumper stickers"

[wayno]

At Winton I saw

"I hate bumper stickers"

Lol! Thanks Leigh. I was trying, but couldn't remember this one.

[CrankMYshaft]

"Sit down, Shut up and Start pushin' "

OR

"If you're reading this, pay attention to the road."

[Chev_350]

Don't take life too seriously, Nobody makes it out alive anyway

EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.

Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.

My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ... or something like that

[whitlam]

Don't take life too seriously, Nobody makes it out alive anyway

That one's from the movie Van Wilder :)